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sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

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during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today
25 minutes ago  •  96124  •  via  •  source

theanti90smovement:

*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?

33 minutes ago  •  141012  •  via  •  source
it’s 2014 get that fucking slur out of your username you think anyone wants to see that shit
34 minutes ago  •  5449  •  via  •  source

titytwochainz:

white people cry reverse racism about comic book characters being colored black but they finna make an entire movie about egyptians starring all white people. 

i’m petitioning for a george washington biopic starring samuel l jackson.

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literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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thecanister:

Hogwarts is my home.

37 minutes ago  •  45984  •  via  •  source
"Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents and everyone is writing a book."
-

Cicero, circa 43 BC (via amandaonwriting)

Recency illusion is the belief or impression that something is of recent origin when it is in fact long-established.”

(via cimness)

43 minutes ago  •  73607  •  via  •  source

#regram @coeurdartacho - L’été. 

44 minutes ago  •  337  •  via  •  source
"Here’s a general rule. When an insult is directed at a woman, consider how it would have sounded directed at a man. If the result is ridiculous, then it’s probably sexist."
46 minutes ago  •  39936  •  via  •  source

So I would put this under a cut but I’m on mobile. I just realized that my Pentecostal sister went snooping on my computer when she was here three months ago and she found out I’m bi. I found out when my other sister (who I came out to a while ago) told me. That means that my other two sisters know, my entire brother in law’s family knows, and my niece has probably been told that I’m going to hell. Yay

1 hour ago  •  1
#personal #ugh I fucking hate this #the sister I came out to has started/continued to invalidate my sexuality by asking questions like #'are you really bi or full out...?' 'have you ever flirted with a boy' 'would you ever flirt with a boy?' #shut up that's none of your fucking business #don't reblog

wellisnthatwizard:

princessnautilus:

a summary of moffat’s writing:

  1. it’s the doctor’s darkest hour
  2. no this is the doctor’s REAL darkest hour
  3. no no hear me out guys this is the doctor’s darkest hour FOR REAL THIS TIME I SWEAR
  4. look i know i said the last one was but THIS IS THE DOCTOR’S DARKEST HOUR
  5. THE  DOCTOR'S  DARKEST  HOUR

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wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

3 hours ago  •  311441  •  via  •  source

bwwmerotica:

blackgirlwhiteboylove:

policymic:

14 incredible facts about Michelle Obama on her 50th birthday

She’s such an inspiration :-D

Love it!

3 hours ago  •  102763  •  via  •  source
#love her

pornstarwars:

marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”

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